Simulating sex in public: John Baird and Carrie Ann Alves who were accused of public indecency at a bus stop.
Horrified parents who saw a man simulate sex in a bus stop outside their children's after-school club are not the only ones to have been left astonished at such a public display of 'affection'.
It seems that sometimes, no matter what the location or who might be watching, some people just cannot stop the urge to fornicate.
Here's the list of some other random 'outdoor encounters'.
Newcastle city wall
Howay the lad: Randy pair caught having a romp on Newcastle's City wall'
A randy couple who indulged in a spot of sex atop a city fortification was captured on video.
A picture of their (very) brief encounter went viral after it was posted on Twitter.
The frisky duo's blink-and-you'll-miss-it dangerous liaison took place on top of Newcastle's city wall.
Sussex Beach
Brazen in Brighton: A couple having sex on Brighton beach
A couple were arrested after brazenly having sex on a beach in broad daylight in front of gobsmacked parents and children.
Disgusted Simon Cummins and his mates were stunned when they heard the woman's apparent sexual moans as they walked along the promenade on Sunday morning.
Up a clock tower
The time was 3.31 - and one couple were very, very busy...
The stark naked pair picked the balcony of the 105-year-old clock tower of the Grace Brothers building in Sydney, Australia, for their tryst. Situated opposite the Broadway Shopping Centre, they romped in full view of passers by below.
The Queen's lawn
In April 2009 it was revealed a couple had been arrested after being caught having sex on the Queen's lawn at Windsor Castle.
Bemused tourists, who expected to enjoy a quintessential English afternoon, instead witnessed the pair strip on a grass bank outside the castle - while her majesty was said to be in residence.
At high speed on a motorway
A randy Norweigan man was caught having sex with his girlfriend while driving at 100mph.
Traffic police clocked the couple's silver Mazda 323 racing at 133 kilometres per hour in a 100 zone and realised they were doing a bit more than breaking the speed limit.
At a tram stop
A naked couple caught having sex at a tram stop in romantic Croydon were ordered to move on when they were caught live on CCTV.
Despite the operator's pleas for them to get dressed and desist, the woman of 29 and her boyfriend aged 17 brazenly carried on.
British Transport Police officers had to drive out to arrest the pair and bed them down overnight in cells - separately - before releasing them with cautions the next day.
In a phonebox
One couple took more than the law into their own hands - with a 40 minute phone box romp in full-on view right by Brighton JPs' court in 2008.
A passer-by said: "They didn't care who saw."
In court
Judge Donald Thompson was jailed after being found guilty of using a penis pump while he was presiding over cases.
According to witnesses at his 2006 trial in Oklahoma, he used the sex aid when cases were either incredibly boring or really sexy – you know how it is with murder trials. He was banged up for four years and disbarred.
In church
A couple in Cesena, Italy, put a whole new spin on worship when they 'took communion' in the confessional booth during morning mass.
The police were called after members of the congregation heard ‘grunts and moans’. The couple – who were drunk – were cautioned for obscene acts and disturbing a religious function, which ‘religious function’ was disturbed we ask?
On a police car
For some people having sex in public just isn’t daring enough and they must take it that extra mile by, for instance, having sex on a police car. But not just any old cop car - one that has bobbies in it.
A randy Dutch couple – known for their clogs and proclivity to fornicate in full view of emergency service personnel - decided the bonnet was the place to bonk and say they didn’t notice the two cops sitting in the car (eating donuts and watching, no doubt).
The police got out of their car and politely asked the couple to stop and go somewhere else, as the law doesn't specifically prohibit people from having sex on top of a cop car but does state that police officers need to be available for duty.
In the cockpit
In 1916, the first recorded case of mile-high sex resulted in a plane crash – probably because it was the pilot who was immersed in the action. Is this why it’s called the cockpit?
The National Transportation Safety Board has also attributed one fatal accident to a pilot being distracted by extra-curricular activities noting that she made an “improper in-flight decision to divert her attention to other activities not related to the conduct of the flight”.
Clear evidence that while joining the mile high club may be fun it’s not such a great idea if you’re in charge of keeping the plane up.
In a bank
The French are well known for their sexual passion and one couple just couldn’t hold back when they found themselves alone in the bank.
The duo was caught by a group of teenagers armed with a mobile phone across the street.
Be warned, the video is explicit, but the woman’s reaction when she realised she’s been sprung is priceless. She faints.
At school
That hotbed of hormones is a well known breeding ground for dangerous sexual liaisons but it’s not so controversial if two teachers get together on campus, unless they do it in front of a security camera.
That’s exactly what one stupid, married principal in North Carolina did. Not once, but many times with various women. He had the presence of mind to do it behind closed doors but neglected to turn off, or avoid, the security camera pointing directly at his desk.
Video was later released forcing him and his co-stars to resign.
At work
One quiet night in England a Polish contractor working late on a children’s hospital decided the stress of the day was just too much and he needed to relieve himself. There beneath him lay Henry, a vacuum cleaner with a great big cartoon smile on its face. Who could possibly resist?
A passing security guard saw the man in flagrante and asked him to clean himself, and the vacuum, up before leaving the premises.
On a crane
Have you ever looked at a crane and thought: "Phwoar, I’d really like to get down on that?" Thought not. But Florida couple Justin Dunn and Nicole Albert climbed up on a crane in broad daylight to bump and grind.
The couple got off with just a warning, as Dunn's father owned the crane and it was private property. They were told to try to be more discrete in the future.
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